My Bar Exam Preperatory Books…

Published on March 19, 2008 by Michelle Wirth

…weigh 35 pounds:

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Swimming with Sharks & Biting the Heads off of Goldfish

Published on February 27, 2008 by Michelle Wirth

Me (accidentally) to all 200 students in my class: “Hi Adrienne – I owe Kaplan money, but I’m not sure how much. How do I go about finding out? Thanks, M”

One of my classmates, “X”: “Hey M: Just wanted to let you know you emailed the whole class of 2008. ~X.”

Me, being an asshole: “Hi X: I found that out when, as a member of the class of 2008 (indicated in my automatic signature, below), I received my own email. But I imagine you knew that already. ~M”

X, killing with kindness: ” M: Thank you for the well thought-out reply. However, I was just trying to be nice and let you know. Normally I would assume you were correct in what you “imagined”, but since you sent it in the first place, I figured that you, again, might have over-look the email. BTW, I actually thought you were another M. ~X”

Me, pulling my head out of my ass: “Hi X: I apologize for not giving you the benefit of the doubt regarding your intention. ~M”

X, being great with me: “Hey M, It’s okay. I should have added a “LOL.” Take care. ~X”

Me, grateful for X’s efforts to generate world peace: “Thank you. I had a rough week, I took it out on you, and you were sweet in return. I truly appreciate it. I have no idea who you are, but I look forward to meeting you. M”

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Semiotics Summarized

Published on February 18, 2008 by Michelle Wirth

Be careful how you interpret the world: it is like that.
~Erich Heller

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It’s Official – No Returns

Published on January 22, 2008 by Michelle Wirth

From: NO RETURNS
To: MLWxxx@xxx.edu
Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:08:09
Subject: Verify Graduation Information

Dear Michelle,

This is to confirm that you have ACTIVATED your intent to graduate for
spring semester 2008.

[…]

Office of the University Registrar

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How I Know I Need to Get My @ss Out of School

Published on January 22, 2008 by Michelle Wirth

“[D]o you realize people born in 1990 can vote? …[and] 1987 can drink.” ~KH

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